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[Head home](https://creal.jonas-thelemann.de/)/ [**FAQ**](https://creal.jonas-thelemann.de/faq)

- **Yes**, but people really enjoying the party occasionally mistake me for the barkeeper. Sadly, I don't have any drinks to offer.
- **Yes**, please?
- Only if...
  - this is **in the organizers' interest**.
  - an **audio connection** fits
  - the **transition** from the current track to the smartphone can be as unobtrusive as possible
  - there is still **space on the dancefloor for me** 💃
- **Sure**, but in the Bermuda Triangle away from the wardrobe things lying around tend to change ownership.
- **Unfortunately not** while I DJ. Later, when only the real party heads are left on the dancefloor we can have another chat about AUX 😉
- **Gladly** if there are no conflicting wishes.

  In general, however, this also shortens the waiting time for police or ambulance. In rural regions, this may be of strategic importance.
- More **likely** if you tell me the title and artist and leave the karaoke cover away from the vocal chords.
- **Bouncers** are not the best conversationalists 🤔 Once a bouncer asked me why I wanted to go to the club with all that DJ stuff. "DJing" was then a relatively convincing answer.
- **Today** I play only bad songs. The good ones will be played tomorrow 🙏
- Go **dance** to what's playing!
- **It might make people mad** in case you twist it in the wrong moment. If you're interested in finding the right moment, I'm happy to offer **DJ workshops**!
- More than **11,000** songs of almost all kinds. If your song request is not included, you can send it to me [via the form on my website](https://creal.jonas-thelemann.de/de/suggestions).
- **Hopefully** not the police arriving.
- **Yes**, but if you manage to recall [all popular music genres](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_popular_music_genres), I'll make sure your song will be played as soon as possible 🤞

  Hint: The music genre "Normal" does not exist.
- **Gladly longer**, but my job is to transition between songs.
- **Sure**, if I have access to it and it just fits sound-wise.

  The following attempts at persuasion, on the other hand, fail in classic fashion:
  - "*But everyone will like it!*"
  - "*Xyz wants it for their birthday!*"
  - "*I just missed it!*" or
  - "*But I'm about to leave!*"

  And as a guy, it helps surprisingly little to send off a lady who asks me the same question again 😉
- **Ideally**, at a good party, you should hang out next to the people you like.

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