No, I'm the Barkeeper.

Yes, please?

Only if...

• this is in the organizers' interest.
• an audio connection fits
• the transition from the current track to the smartphone can be as unobtrusive as possible
• there is still space on the dancefloor for me.

Sure, but don't expect to get it back from where you've put it. If someone gave me clothing stamps or a good drink I'd be more willing to pretend to be a coat rack or floor.

Unfortunately not right now, because my DJ software does not yet allow livestreaming of music.

Gladly if there are no conflicting wishes.

In general, however, this also shortens the waiting time for police or ambulance. In rural regions, this may be of strategic importance.

If not, you'll have to perform it as karaoke cover for everyone.

Bouncers are not the best conversationalists 🤔 Once a bouncer asked me why I wanted to go to the club with all that DJ stuff. "DJing" was then a relatively convincing answer.

Today I play only bad songs. The good ones will be played tomorrow!

Go dance to what's playing!

Nothing interesting to get slapped for. If you're interested in more details, I'm happy to offer DJ workshops!

About 10,000. If your song request is not included, you can send it to me via a form.

Hopefully not the police arriving.

Yes, but if you manage to recall all popular music genres, I'll make sure your song will be played as soon as possible 🤞

Hint: The music genre "Normal" does not exist.

Gladly longer, but my job is to transition between songs.

Gladly, if I have access to it and it just fits sound-wise.

The following attempts at persuasion, on the other hand, fail in classic fashion:

• "But everyone will like it!"
• "Xyz wants it for his birthday!"
• "I just missed it!" or
• "But I'm about to go!"

And as a guy, it helps surprisingly little to send off a lady who asks me the same question again 😉

If I would, would I then grant you your music wish? 🤔